THAT is the Marrion-Webster definition of insomnia.
Let’s review a little scenario here.
- Not working out for a week
- Steroid shot
- Steroid pack
- Hydrocodone cough syrup for three days
- NyQuil for stuffy nose, aches, pains, etc
What does that equal?
It equals THIS:
- Two restless dogs
- 3 loads of laundry
- One clean bathroom
- One clean pantry (no more un-Paleo foods)
- Empty and Filled Dishwasher
- 6 episodes of The IT Crowd (FLIPPING HYSTERICAL).
- Clean Sheets
- Clean Oven
- Clean Hallway
- Snack at 2:15a
- AND Every. SINGLE. PIECE of Grout and Tile in my kitchen floor has been cleaned with Pine-Sol and an old electric toothbrush