prolonged and usually abnormal inability to get enough sleep

THAT is the Marrion-Webster definition of insomnia.

SO…

Let’s review a little scenario here.

  • Not working out for a week
  • Steroid shot
  • Steroid pack
  • Hydrocodone cough syrup for three days
  • NyQuil for stuffy nose, aches, pains, etc

What does that equal?

WELL.

It equals THIS:

  1. Two restless dogs


  2. 3 loads of laundry
  3. One clean bathroom
  4. One clean pantry (no more un-Paleo foods)
  5. Empty and Filled Dishwasher
  6. 6 episodes of The IT Crowd (FLIPPING HYSTERICAL).
  7. Clean Sheets
  8. Clean Oven
  9. Clean Hallway
  10. Snack at 2:15a
  11. AND Every. SINGLE. PIECE of Grout and Tile in my kitchen floor has been cleaned with Pine-Sol and an old electric toothbrush
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